Friday, August 17, 2018

Cherrios Cause Cancer

by Christian Bossert

What? Are you kidding me?

A few days ago one of my fabulously amazing clients told me this. I was stunned, but not entirely shocked a preservative enriched food marketed as a ‘healthy’ food choice would be associated with cancer.

In case you’ve been sheltering yourself from the media lately, here is a link to one of latest blockbuster health scandals.

Here’s a summary of what went down.

Monsanto, a agrochemical and agricultural conglomerate, was ordered by a jury to pay $289 million (yes, that is correct) in damages to a school groundskeeper who developed cancer after years of using the company’s popular product Roundup.


This study doesn’t mean that Roundup causes cancer. All it means is that the members of the jury believe that Monsanto explicitly kept information about the potential harmful nature of Roundup from the public.  

The science linking Roundup to cancer is limited at best. No need to stop using Roundup. Although you shouldn’t be ‘huffing’ the product on the daily.

Wait. Will eating Cheerios give me cancer??

The environmental study found glyphosate, an ingredient found in Roundup, in quite a few oat cereals, oatmeal, granola, and snack bars.


This scary report failed to mention that glyphosate likely does not cause cancer in the very low levels it is found in food.

The short answer is we don’t know if eating cheerios will give us cancer.

My unapologetic unbiased opinion.

Cereal isn’t a healthy food option to begin with. It’s terribly processed and usually is loaded with sugar. I’m sorry if you’re a cereal junky, but that’s my take on cereal. I haven’t eaten cereal in years and don’t plan to start anytime soon. My advice is to give up on cereal and eat real food.

Go for something awesome like cantaloupe, eggs, and a half an avocado instead of cereal. I guarantee you that you’ll have more energy and dominate your day without cereal.   

I do not think that cheerios cause cancer. It does seem like everything in this world causes cancer. If I drink too much water, eat too much green leafy vegetables, workout too much I may die. Too much of anything isn’t good for us. The old adage “moderation is key” couldn’t be more true. Just ask your old drunk college self if too much is a great idea.  

Nonetheless, go enjoy your life. Don’t stress out about Cheerios killing you or your loved ones. It’s a great time to be alive. Smile, laugh, and embrace the weekend!

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